Christopher has been thinking about being a landlord for a long time. It is a pretty good way to make some money on the side: you invest in real estate, other people foot the bill and pay you to live there, and he is very good at all the home repairs and updates that would come along with that. We bought our first condo a year or two ago, and while the tenant that came with the place has been pretty bad, it still convinced us that it is a good idea for us. So we saved up and put in an offer on another one.
Since that was a short sale, however, the bank didn't get back to us for 10 months. At which point they said that they accepted our offer- as long as we closed in two business days. Amazingly, that part didn't turn out to be the difficult part. The funny part came when the Realtor went over there to check on things, and her key didn't work. Imagine her surprise when a college-age girl answers the door.
"What are you doing here?"
"I'm renting this apartment."
"From who?!?"
"The owner."
"No, you aren't!"
It turns out that when the previous owner was in the foreclosure process, a friend of his tried to buy the place. The financing fell through, so he didn't get it. But at some point in that process he got keys. He then later switched out the locks, and while the bank was lazily getting around to accepting our offer, he rented it out. He gave the girls a low rate so they wouldn't ask any questions, told them their huge dog wasn't a problem (against HOA policy in the complex), and pocketed everything they gave him without giving the HOA a dime.
Who does that?
Anyway, when we told the girls that we, the actual owners, were raising the rates to normal and they couldn't keep the dog, they moved out.
Which left us with bigger problems. See, these are the pictures with the listing.
Yup. These are the pictures that make my husband say, "let's buy it!"
Once the clutter and tenants were gone, we were left with this.
This picture is pretty typical for the unit. Basically, the previous owner worked at a tile store, so I guess he brought home random extra tiles and tried to find uses for them. I don't know what made him think that would make a good backsplash, but he was too lazy to finish the project or cut the tiles to fit around the outlets. The outlets, of course, were all different colors and ages. The wallpaper border was partially torn down. And, the pièce de résistance was the cabinets. There were about four holes in them for knobs that never got installed. Our best guess was that one day, they decided to paint the cabinets. So without removing the doors or even opening the doors, they sprayed them white. And when the can ran out, they left it as is. They missed and sprayed the countertop and tile floor as they went, just to make it extra snazzy.
I saw a HGTV show once where the host saw a paint job like this and said that "this isn't home improvement, this is vandalism!" He had a point.
So my big job was to paint the cabinets properly. I removed all the doors, sanded them down, cleaned them with deglosser, painted them (2 coats on each side), and then we put it all back with new hinges and knobs.
Instead of replacing the countertop, we are testing a new type of paint meant for laminate countertops. I don't know how well it will last, but at $20, it was worth a shot. It was certainly an improvement over "pee" yellow.
Ta-da!
There was a section next to the fridge with other random tile on the floor, so I figured we would cover it up with some new cabinets to add extra storage and hide the hack job.
Not bad now, eh?
We also replaced the floor in the laundry room and the front entry (which had not one, but two layers of ugly tile).
More random tiles on the wall in the bathroom. These were so well glued on that all of the drywall behind them came off with them and had to be replaced.
And these tiles were put in the the bathroom window, which unfortunately is in the shower itself. I don't know what caulk they used to put them down with, but they just lifted up to reveal the nastiest smell I have ever witnessed. We lifted one up and put it back down immediately on our first walk through, and the smell reached the kitchen by the time we left.
I really don't understand how people attempt things like drywall repairs, do a job like this, and walk away.
Much better.
I am just glad it is done. It was actually fun, in some ways. Neither of us was as emotionally attached to the choices we made here, so instead of debating endlessly over things like we do at the house, we could just shrug and pick one. And since I was there so much to help, I ended up learning a lot of the jobs that Christopher usually takes over. He taught me how to switch out outlets and light switches, and I actually did most of them in the place. Every day I would pick Kaitlyn up from Kindergarten and drive over there, put Jasmine down for her nap in one of the rooms, and Kaitlyn would wander around and help me or read a book to me until we had to go get Tyler off the bus. In fact, Kaitlyn really loved helping! I think her favorite was using a hammer on a screwdriver to bang the tiles out of the front entry, kitchen backsplash, and bathroom wall. She did a great job.
The evenings were a bit tougher, since we had all of the kids. We would usually put up the baby gate to keep them in one room, set up the Kindle to play Sesame street, and try to get something done. But Jasmine is at the stage where she wants to be a part of everything that goes on, and she didn't like being trapped in there one little bit. There was some bribing with candy involved, I have to admit.
But we are DONE!
Anyone want to rent an apartment?
(We've have a few showings today, and will have more tomorrow, so here's hoping!)












































